Former Manchester United forward Ruud van Nistelrooy made his name as one of the most ruthless strikers of his generation, ending his professional career with a one-in-two goal-to-game ratio.
Unfortunately, his predatory instincts didn't come in particularly handy when the Dutchman was asked to go in goal at a Champions League trophy tour event in Cambodia.
He might have been #UCL top scorer three times, but what about as a 'keeper? We reckon @RvN1776 was better in front of goal...???????? #sharethetrophy #ucltrophytour pic.twitter.com/AtoUzO1Y9i
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Van Nistelrooy was stationed between the sticks to face a rally of shots from a group of young fans, though the former PSV, Manchester United and Real Madrid poacher looked far from comfortable.
Stick to the day job, Ruud!