He is playing Pat Cummins and Mitchell Starc better than anyone this Ashes series. His strike rate of 79.67 is the highest among those on either side to have played more than one of the three Tests. All while nestling in the run-scorers' charts ahead of Steve Smith and Marnus Labuschagne.
He is Zak Crawley. No, really. Don't refresh just yet. He is him. The most-polarising cricketer over the last 15 months is thriving as the one Bazballer truly nailing his brief.
Taking the attack to the opposition, quite literally from ball one when his crunched cover drive off Cummins on that first morning of the first Test in Birmingham set this madcap show on the road. Indulging the licence to be streaky handed down by head coach Brendon McCullum with scores of 61, 7, 48, 3, 33 and 44 - the last of which got England to 93 in the 20th over of the fourth innings as they hunted a target of 251 that was eventually reached after 50, with three wickets to spare.
Cummins, boogieman to Joe Root and a few other diners at Test cricket's top table, has failed to dismiss Crawley in 96 deliveries so far, with 69 runs taken off him in languid fashion. Starc's devastating left-arm whip has accounted for Crawley once, and even that was a tame flick down the leg side at Lord's. The other 48 deliveries have been taken for 42.
An opening partnership with Ben Duckett that began last winter in Pakistan has now produced 814 runs across 18 first-wicket stands, averaging 47.88. The pair are ideally suited, left-right, short-tall and both with an insatiable appetite to feel bat on ball and get the scoreboard moving. Their relationship has blossomed and as individuals, they are comfortable with where they are and what they are doing.
There's a lot to be said for that, particularly Crawley's side of it. A dispiriting 2022 summer averaging 23 led into disappointing winter of 29.30 on flatter decks. And when he started this season stating he did not need to work on his defensive technique and dismissing public comments on his form as ill-judged, ill-informed and unwarranted, you wondered if he was leaning too heavily into a villain arc he could not pull off.
Thankfully, he hasn't. He has retained his sense of self, particularly in a dressing room where he remains a vocal member of an upbeat group thriving in each other's company.
The investment made by McCullum and Ben Stokes at the start of all this is beginning to show returns. At stages last summer, coach and captain took it upon themselves to get around Crawley. More often than not a beer, cigar and a willing ear. On one occasion, they manufactured a three-ball group on a golf day to ensure they had 18 holes with their opener to ease his worries, either through airing or forgetting them.
Crawley does seem surer of himself this summer. Perhaps less in need of reassurance because, well, he is doing his job. He is certainly more inclined to let his personality out. It's worth noting his comment ahead of the Lord's Test that England would win by "I don't know, 150" - instead they lost by 43 - was one given in jest, while twirling back-and-forth on an office chair in the Times Radio studio. The video shows the jovial nature of the prediction which got lost in print.
Perhaps the most visible representation of his comfort has come in the field. Not only has he taken the third-most catches by an outfielder this series (five, with no drops) he regularly chimes from second slip or in the deep with tactical suggestions for Stokes.
The journey to this point has been long, at times arduous. But here he is: able to judge himself on how he has executed the role has without worrying about how things used to be done. Basically, that means not measuring his performance by traditional batting metrics.
At this point, we should introduce those "traditional metrics" to this conversation. Because for all of the above, they're still pretty relevant. Crawley is averaging 32.66 from 196 runs this series. To cynical eyes - the majority on this topic - they tell a familiar story of spurned-starts and non-starts.
If you arrived into this series unconvinced Crawley was the right man to open the batting, the last six innings are unlikely to have changed your view. Since McCullum and Stokes took over to "liberate" Crawley, his career average has increased by 0.05 to 28.65. Pretty much everyone else, working within the same parameters, has enjoyed a more significant bump.
Peer across the divide and you will see Australia's selectors mulling over David Warner's position. Though Warner is having a poor series - 141 at 23.50 - his substantial body of work suggests dropping him is riskier than keeping him. Crawley on the other hand, has nothing like the same credit. Indeed, the idea of him is built upon future earnings. Were they in each other's shoes, Warner would coast through this tour, and the latter probably wouldn't be on it.
In a way, Warner's predicament highlights the difficulties of opening the batting in England. And Crawley's management acknowledges the toughness of the role, maybe even the need to be insulated from the discourse and your own numbers.
Those two aspects go hand-in-hand when it comes to Crawley. But we are now at the stage where the extremes are so set in stone that even the mother of all purple-patches won't tailor the conversation.
On one side, an England team and management who laud world-class abilities, extrapolating these smaller contributions in the process. On Monday, Moeen Ali became the latest to step up on that front.
"I think when you're on his side, you think he's an absolutely gun player," Moeen said. "It's almost like the faster and the better the bowler, he plays better. In my opinion, he's one of the best players around. I know his average probably doesn't say that, but the way he bats, he's proper. Hopefully, when it clicks for him, he'll score a lot of runs."
Then there's the other end of the spectrum, those who see Crawley as the perfect embodiment of elitism and favouritism. A fee-paying school attendee, from a wealthy family - his father, Terry, was at one point the fifth-richest Briton on the Sunday Times rich list - whose mentor, Rob Key, is now ECB managing director of men's cricket. The picture painted with broad strokes are of a nepo-baby of Brooklyn Beckham proportions, with an inexplicable Greg from Succession permanence as one of three players, along with Stokes and Root, to have played all 16 Tests of the new era.
Many within that second camp are not for turning, and you can understand why. Some of the factors at play are beyond Crawley's control. It has been two weeks since the ICEC published their report which skewered the ring-fencing of the game, particularly how beholden it is to the private school system. Crawley, a product of that system, is no more the cause than he can be the antidote.
As always with matters of privilege and fortune, wasting both would be far worse than having them in the first place. Having made it this far and looked at his most comfortable against the best bowlers in the world, Crawley must continue this rise in form. It may not convert the doubters, but it could yet win England the Ashes.