Wycombe Wanderers have unveiled a new batch of intentionally gaudy goalkeeper kits that they hope will provide them with a psychological edge next season.
As modelled by first-choice stopper Scott Brown, the home kit is a yellow offering complete with a retina-searing psychedelic neon pink and blue motif all over.
The new @ONeills1918 keeper kits for the 2017/18 season!
Modelled by no.1 @Scotty_brown85. Sponsored by @BeechdeanGroup & @UtilitaFootball. pic.twitter.com/tHNmMA92FP
- Wycombe Wanderers (@wwfcofficial) July 6, 2017
According to kit suppliers O'Neills, the gaudy "kaleidoscopic" jersey is designed to draw the focus of opposing strikers, subconsciously causing them to shoot at the 'keeper instead of the goal itself.
It obviously works, because we're already feeling queasy after looking at it for less than 30 seconds.