Melvin Gordon shredding the Huskers defense in historic fashion was the story of the Nebraska-Wisconsin game Saturday.
But in our book, nothing tops the in-game Twitter exchange between the parody account of Bo Pelini and the Wisconsin campus police department.
.@UWMadison Please deliver the following to the visitors locker room ASAP:
1 blowtorch
3 hammers
2 baseball bats
1 polar bear
coffee
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) November 15, 2014.@FauxPelini @UWMadison FYI...none of these are on our approved stadium carry-in list. Sorry for being #funhaters.
— UW-Madison Police (@UWMadisonPolice) November 15, 2014I HAVE A NOTE FROM MY PSYCHIATRIST RT @UWMadisonPolice:FYI...none of these are on our approved stadium carry-in list.
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) November 15, 2014.@42proof @FauxPelini - ok, we'll approve the coffee and polar bear. Deal?
— UW-Madison Police (@UWMadisonPolice) November 15, 2014@UWMadisonPolice Hey this is weird but our locker room accidentally caught on fire and 18 of our players slipped and fell into a mirror
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) November 15, 2014@FauxPelini Hmmm....that IS weird...
— UW-Madison Police (@UWMadisonPolice) November 15, 2014@UWMadisonPolice also our starting defense fell down the stairs, you need to have those checked
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) November 15, 2014@FauxPelini Check your defense? Or the stairs? Pretty sure the stairs are in great shape.
— UW-Madison Police (@UWMadisonPolice) November 15, 2014@UWMadisonPolice I think you should know that Melvin Gordon's license plates are expired can you arrest him pls
— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) November 15, 2014@sevans1956 @FauxPelini @BoiledSports No license is required for #beastmode.
— UW-Madison Police (@UWMadisonPolice) November 15, 2014