It's not the kind of classified advert you stumble across every day, but Scottish lower league side Queen's Park have launched an appeal in a desperate attempt to reunite a hippopotamus with its freshly detached head.
Specifically, Queen's Park are hoping to track down the head of their long-serving mascot, Harry the Hoopo, after it was recently taken from the club pavilion.
Nicknamed The Spiders, the League Two side posted the plea on Twitter while confirming that, while the hunt is ongoing, as of yet no ransom note has been received.
Missing: Harry the Hoopo...If anyone has any information on the whereabouts of our mascot's head, please contact us. pic.twitter.com/lL98GmHsBP
- Queen's Park FC (@queensparkfc) January 26, 2016
If you know any information as to the whereabouts of Harry's head, you know who to call. Will anybody think of the spiders?