There were embarrassing scenes in the Swedish Allsvenskan over the weekend thanks to a passage of spectacularly dreadful play-acting from Norrkoping captain Andreas Johansson.
In fact, Johansson might just have produced the worst, most pathetic dive we here at Toe Poke have ever seen -- and we've seen some truly terrible dives in our time.
With AIK striker Mohamed Bangura innocently pointing up-field, Johansson walked up behind him and pressed his nose into the Sierra Leone international's outstretched arm.
The defender then proceeded to collapse and writhe around on the floor in faux agony while Bangura simply stood above him laughing incredulously.
We're not entirely sure if we should be laughing or crying.