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          Football betting recap: Wild NFL and college highlights

          No, we can't explain all of the Bad Beats that happened this weekend, either. (Pictured: Joe Burrow at left) Sam Greene-USA TODAY Sports
          • Jason Fitz
          Sep 13, 2022, 11:24 AM

          This column isn't just for the bad beats, the winners or the losers... this is for the chaos that creates those outcomes. Every week we will relive the drama together - from the highs and lows to the sure things that suddenly weren't sure anymore - and rate them using our signature scale known as the "bucket of tears." 1 bucket is no big deal! Everything's fine. 5 buckets? The Gambling Gods ripped your heart out and are laughing at your misery.

          This is all about the community created by angst and celebration - and nothing captured those emotions better than the return of the NFL. From 4:15 to 4:45 eastern time on Sunday... all hell broke loose.

          Atlanta Falcons at New Orleans Saints

          Just when you thought the Falcons lead was safe and the Saints were left for dead, you were reminded that the Falcons are gonna Falcon.

          The dirty birds needed a bath after watching a second half 16 point lead fizzle while Jameis Winston carved up their defense like he just got a fancy set of those "As Seen on TV" knives that cut through anything. Leave it to Atlanta (+195 moneyline) to remind us all never to talk that talk until the clock hits zero.

          Verdict: One bucket (It is Atlanta, after all)

          Pittsburgh Steelers at Cincinnati Bengals

          Congrats if you had a pick six as the first score of the first Sunday NFL!

          Joe Burrow was giving away interceptions like Oprah gives away cars and both teams seemed to forget that field goals only count if they go through the uprights. Moneyline bettors and survivor pool players aren't ready for this roller coaster already.

          Verdict: Three buckets

          Houston Texans at Indianapolis Colts

          Just when your Sunday can't get weirder the Texans say "Hold my Beer!" and play for the tie instead of the win as time ran out in overtime. That's right, the rare "everybody lost!" moment known as punting from midfield with seconds remaining.

          This gets an elevated bucket rating out of sympathy for everyone in a survivor pool that had to re-read the tie rules to figure out if they won or lost. Week 1 is more like "Week No One Won," am I right? I'll see myself out.

          Verdict: Four buckets

          From the Giants going for 2 and the win over the Titans to a long field goal from the Browns to beat Baker and the Panthers, there were buckets galore to hand out all day. But Saturday wants to get in on the "misery loves company" fun. I know I was crying early Saturday thanks to Ohio State.

          Arkansas State at No. 3 Ohio State

          Ohio State up 14-3 with third and goal on the final play of the first quarter. Harrison with the goal line catch and it appears he crosses the goal line as time expires to secure the +12 I needed for the first quarter - but nope..

          My wallet got killed almost as badly as Arkansas State did.

          Verdict: Five buckets (It's personal....)

          Ohio at Penn State

          Trailing the Nittany Lions 46-7 with 6:50 to go and you face 4th and goal from the 3. What do you do? Oh, I don't know... how about kicking a field goal! Did I mention the total was 56?

          I think we know which side Doug bet on this one.

          Verdict: Two buckets

          Duke at Northwestern

          None of us can see all the action on Saturdays. That's why you need great friends that share your passion for pain. Northwestern Duke, sadly, gave us that.

          I had to see it to believe it, and all that did was make the pain worse.

          Verdict: Four buckets

          Marshall at No. 8 Notre Dame

          Even Notre Dame got in on the "how did that just happen" fun. Somebody somewhere was buying drinks for the whole bar if they played the 1st half Marshall money line, especially after this close call

          The "un" luck of the Irish?

          Verdict: Two buckets

          For all of the wins and losses I can only be sure of a few things. I'm sure that by Saturday morning we will all have our confidence back. By Sunday, we will be ready to again pull up our group text threads and trash talk. And by this time next week? There will be more buckets of tears to hand out.