ESPN presents Radio Ga Ga from Monaco, featuring an irate Daniel Ricciardo and a farcical meltdown at Sauber.
"What a [censored by FOM] of a bloke.."
Ricciardo doesn't take too kindly to Kimi Raikkonen blocking him on a flying lap during Friday practice, raising his middle finger towards the Finn for good measure.
"It's time to go racing, let's go!"
Kevin Magnussen with a message to FIA race director Charlie Whiting as the Safety Car stays out for a seventh lap at the start...
"What the f--- was he doing!?"
...And then with one aimed at Daniil Kvyat after the Russian's clumsy move at Swimming Pool which ended with both men in the barriers at Rascasse.
"What is Kimi doing?"
Romain Grosjean is the next to angrily question another's driving, venting at Raikkonen after the Ferrari driver, lacking control with a front wing wedged under his tyres, pushed him into the wall at Portier.
"Keep your head together. You're faster than him."
Daniel Ricciardo's race engineer Simon Rennie tries to calm the Australian as he tries unsuccessfully to pass Lewis Hamilton in the laps following Red Bull's calamitous pit stop.
"We need to swap positions, Felipe, swap position."
"For what reason? Give me a reason why."
"He's much quicker at the moment. If Marcus doesn't pull away we will swap back."
The beginnings of an absolute shocker at Sauber. Felipe Nasr asks for a reason when Sauber tells him to let Marcus Ericsson through and refuses to heed the instruction...
"OK, Felipe, this is from the top now. Swap position now please, let's do it, let's get it done, Turn 1."
Another message to Nasr makes it clear to the Brazilian he must move over or face the wrath of the team.
"I guess there's something wrong with his radio."
A clearly annoyed Ericsson questions why he is still looking at the back of another blue and yellow Sauber, before deciding to take matters in to his own hands at Rascasse...
"Why did Marcus do that!?"
A stunned Nasr asks what was going through Ericsson's mind when he attempted to go for a tiny gap and caused a collision, one which ended the race for both drivers and led to what must have been a candidate for frostiest team debrief of the season...
"Just save it -- nothing you could say could make it any better."
A frustrated Ricciardo bites back at Red Bull after he crosses the line when the team tries to apologise for throwing away a nailed-on victory.