As a tribute to our own Barry Melrose and in celebration of #LevyAndMelrose, here is a Bad Poetry Photo Gallery dedicated to the mulleted one -- before he had a mullet! Enjoy. And remember, ESPN.com makes no claim as to the quality of this poetry.
Here is Barry Melrose
With the Winnipeg Jets
What he did best was
Guard his team's nets
Barry scored 10 goals, had 23 helpers
In exactly 300 NHL games
Which is not really enough
To get you into the Hall of Fame
When you meet Barry
He's always friendly during talks
So it's a bit startling to hear
He spent 728 minutes in the box
It was with the Red Wings
Melrose's career end did approach
But it merely paved the way
For him to be a coach