Can you guess which one of these sports-inspired, not-gonna-win-an-Oscar projects is real? Scroll all the way to the bottom for the answer.
A. After Casey (Jesse Eisenberg) is randomly attacked by strangers in an alley, he vows to never let it happen again and joins a karate dojo led by a mysterious sensei (Alessandro Nivola). Let the dark comedic high jinks begin. In theaters July 12.
B. After his daughter (Alessia Cara) endures a terrible Final Four loss, Larry Burrows (James Belushi) seeks out his mystical friend from the 1990 movie Mr. Destiny. Can Mike the bartender (Michael Caine) turn back time -- again? On Hallmark Channel June 23.
C. Three longtime pals (Adam Sandler, Rob Schneider, David Spade) get so fed up with bad calls that they enroll in the NFL's ref school. Director Colin Quinn calls it "Grown Ups meets Van Wilder," somehow thinking that's a good thing. Debuts July 4 on Netflix.
D. In a story loosely based on the Jon Jones-Daniel Cormier rivalry, aging ex-MMAer Bro Rix (Antonio Banderas) leaves retirement for a fourth shot at his undefeated longtime rival, Trap Cormack (John Travolta). On DAZN's streaming service June 30.
Answer: We continue to pray for a Travolta-Banderas MMA movie, but sadly this isn't the time. The correct answer is A.